Rothy'sWomen's The Driver Flat

Oh Rothy’s

These shoes are adorable. Seriously, if there was a beauty contest for footwear, these would win “Most Likely to Break Your Feet.” They’re so cute, they could make a fashion-forward snail look chic, but unfortunately, they only feel good when you’re standing still and admiring them in the mirror. The second you take a step, it’s like a tiny gremlin inside each shoe is trying to convince you that your toes are optional. The arch support? Nonexistent. The cushioning? As if they put a piece of cardboard in there and called it a day. But hey, who needs comfort when you can look like you’re walking on air (which, by the way, is a complete lie)? If you’re looking for a pair of shoes to wear while you sit and post selfies on Instagram, these are perfect. If you want to walk anywhere… maybe try wearing them as a fashionable paperweight instead